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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 06:04

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What is truer than that which is true?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

A View to a Kill

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Ah so!”

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Octopussy

-All the bad guys are black.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Dr No

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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Live and Let Die

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

From Russia With Love

How do I get my body in shape?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

Goldfinger

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Moonraker

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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